That promotion you were hoping for just went to the guy in the department next to yours. He is nowhere near as qualified as you are, and you're pretty sure his I.Q. places him just below the plant you have sitting on your shelf on the office intelligence scale.
How could this have happened?
No, wait – you know exactly how it happened.
Marvin is the best suck-up on the fourth floor. He's made pandering to the boss an art form. …
Source: Recruiter
